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Category Archives: Humor/Satire
What’s my (phone) line?
I got the following message from a friend on my answering machine last week: “I didn’t know I was calling the request line on a Spanish radio station!” An AM station is now blasting on my home phone. The station is the main attraction when someone calls; the message has become background noise. This isn’t […]
Why I deserve the Senate seat in New York
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Turkeys gone wild, coyotes complacent
Padded socks? Check. Podiatrist-approved shoes? Check. “Antiques Road Show”-bound Walkman? Check. Sharp-point walking stick? Check. And off I go with everything I need for my daily walk through Oak Hill. “Why the latter?” you ask. Because the attack turkeys have arrived! As some have observed, rafters (yes, that’s the term) of wild turkeys regularly roam […]
The year-end letter I’ve always wanted to write
(I dedicate this “letter” to those who feel the need to send me and many fellow sufferers those cutely decorated year-end missives in an incomprehensible attempt to impress us with their long-winded sagas of their Ivy-bound offspring, shiny new BMWs, Wall Street jobs, state-of-the-art kitchens and trilingual nannies.) Hi friends! I hope the New Year […]